HEAVEN HELP US!

what is the world coming to? ladies and gents, it's 2056, new york city, and things are still as dramatic as they were in 1980. it couldn't get much better, right? oh, wrong. with the people in the city, it could always get better, much better. at least for us here at vanity and veins and our faithful readers. so keep reading and you'll get a taste of today's daily slice.

grave robber was spotted prowling his usual haunt: the grave yard. harvesting some of the glow, no less. mm, there's nothing better than some zydrate one hot grave robber selling it to you. soon enough, he was joined by gentern, aislinn hodgings. at first, we though, where's the scalpel slut? would she let this new girl get on her man? all of new york knows that grave robber is amber sweet's property, and when we saw poor little aislinn trying to make a move, when knew there was bound to be drama. of course, amber sweet did make a dramatic enough entrance. it seemed like she wanted her turn, and fast. this isn't the first time we've seen sweet with the original grave robber. it seems like they know each other well, a little too well, in fact. they seem to know each other well enough to have amber roll aislinn into the crypt. looks like grave robber's off-limits. poor sap. hope he doesn't catch any crotch rot from slutty sweet.

in other news, we seem to have a lost puppy wandering the downtown these days. does anybody know who sybil marx is? we sure don't, but we caught her at the opera with a certain pavi largo. i think we all know where this is going. mr. largo seemed too pleased to see her there, but it kind of looked like the same look he's given every other pathetic girl in this city. sorry sybs, but if you were looking for love, you're out of luck. you're too pretty for him. ditch him before you catch his STDs, sweetheart. we strongly advise it. miss marx was also caught on the streets with jonathan milke. milke looked like he was two hits away from a zydrate overdose, or perhaps just coming out one. what a shame. a smart and pretty boy. too bad he's burning his brain into swiss cheese. what marx wants with these people is beyond us. and if anybody has any information on her, we'd really love to know.

back to news of mr. largo, he certainly seems to be making his rounds. sources say he was caught in the locker room with aislinn hodgings. now, this is expected of pavi, but of hodgings? looks to us like we've got a new slut on our hands. can't wait to hear more about her. largo was also spotted at club oxy, sitting in his VIP booth with a couple of friends and the usual sluts. oddly though, he drifted across to the bar to talk to a girl. wait, what? did she say she was his DAUGHTER? according to our inside sources at the bar, her name is gisella largo? well, we all knew he had at least one kid floating around... if not a hundred more.

and if anybody has information on norma jeane, we would love you forever (and send you a nice wad of cash). this wannabe marilyn monroe is supposedly knocked up with another largo spawn. when we find out how and why, you'll be the first to know.

also at geneco, doctor virtue von suscher and wyatt granberry had an encounter. nobody looked all that excited, especially since we have NO idea who they are. wyatt has flown under our radars, it seems, since he was also spotted with everyone's favorite father, taryn stanley on the streets. yes, stanley was in the downtown. somebody tell us why. we're ever-so intrigued on hearing the dirt on this saint, since he's been prowling the streets lately. not to mention, sources say stanley had a nasty run-in with a repo man. nothing like a near-death experience to keep you off the streets (well, everyone at vanity and veins supports you, taryn, along with that precious little girl of yours). except, that didn't keep him off the streets. he was spotted in club oxy just days later chatting up Z-addict, tigerlily taylor. apparently, this little aussie girl's got a famous brother. hm, how many geneco-involved australians do YOU know?

remember how we said we thought we had a new slut on our hands? well, aislinn hodgings was spotted on the street exchanging zydrate with mr. milke. she was also was spotted with wyatt granberry at the old ruins of the academy. wyatt, we don't know who you are, but watch out. we don't know what diseases she's carrying, either.

eat your heart out -- your favorite little spies at vanity and veins.
let the mud-slinging begin.